[Mini-air] January mini-AIR: Front-Brain & Rear-Brain Learners / Chewing Sounds

Marc Abrahams marca at improbable.com
Fri Jan 13 12:58:43 EST 2012


mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")
January 2012, issue number 2012-01. ISSN 1076-500X.
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2012-01-01 TABLE OF CONTENTS

2012-01-02 Imminent Events
2012-01-03 The Magazine: Special Body Parts Issue
2012-01-04 Front-Brain & Rear-Brain Learners
2012-01-05 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Chewing Sounds
2012-01-06 Crawler Sandwich Damping Competition
2012-01-07 Salt-On-Salt Poet
2012-01-08 Mark the Calendar: This Year's Ig Nobel Ceremony
2012-01-09 MORE IMPROBABLE: Eye on the spider, and vice versa
2012-01-10 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Crispy,Crunchy, Crackly
2012-01-11 Improbable Research Events
2012-01-12 -- How to Subscribe to the Magazine (*)
2012-01-13 -- Our Address (*)
2012-01-14 -- Please Forward/Post This Issue! (*)
2012-01-15 -- How to Receive mini-AIR, etc. (*)

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2012-01-02 Imminent Events

	ARISIA, Boston		Jan 14, 2012

	AAAS, Vancouver	Feb 18, 2012

	UK Tour				Mar, 2012
	BITS, Pilani, India	Mar, 2012
	Scandinavia Tour	Mar, 2012


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2012-01-03 The Magazine: Special Body Parts Issue

The special Body Parts issue of the magazine Is in preparation now, soon to be going off to visit the printer.

Read back issues online (including the special Ig Nobel issue) and/or subscribe to the fully tangible paper version, at: <http://www.improbable.com/magazine/>.


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2012-01-04 Front-Brain & Rear-Brain Learners

Some professional educators go on about "left-brain" learners and "right-brain" learners. See, for example, <http://bit.ly/wdVoyV>. (Thanks to Mo Costandi for bringing it to our attention.)

There is controversy about the notion of left-brain learners and right-brain learners. Much of that controversy is between — on the one hand (the left, or maybe the right) — people who have spent much of their time studying brains and learning, and — on the other hand — people who have spent much of their time talking about right-brain learners and left-brain learners. Those on one of the hands tend to think the idea is nonsense. Those on the other hand like to like the idea.

We propose a new controversy. Henceforth let us all speak confidently, arbitrarily, about a new concept:

	Some people are FRONT-BRAIN LEARNERS.
	Other people are REAR-BRAIN LEARNERS.

Please help us spread this confounding notion.

This is one more in our series of Cogno-Intellectual activities.
For Cogno-Intellectual background, see <http://bit.ly/xVTVIk>


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2012-01-05 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Chewing Sounds

This month's research spotlight focuses on chewing sounds as heard by W.E. Lee III and various colleagues of W.E. Lee III at the University of South Florida:

"Analysis of Food Crushing Sounds During Mastication: Frequency-Time Studies," W.E. Lee III, A.E. Deibel, C.T. Glembin and E.G. Munday, Journal of Texture Studies, vol. 19, vol. 1, 1988, pp. 27–38. <http://bit.ly/ed1yzB>

"Analysis of Food Crushing Sound During Mastication: Total Sound Level Studies," W.E. Lee III, M.A. Schweitzer, G.M. Morgan and D.C. Shepherd, Journal of Texture Studies, vol. 21, no. 2, 1990, pp. 165–78. <http://bit.ly/zzocpW> The researchers report:

"The total sound level of airborne noise was measured continuously during consecutive chews of fresh and stale samples of potato chips and tortilla chips.... Samples were evaluated using both an open mouth and a closed mouth procedure. Analysis showed that the total sound level decreased as chewing progressed. Significant differences were observed between open mouth and closed mouth chewing, with the former displaying higher sound levels."


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2012-01-06 Crawler Sandwich Damping Competition

Damping inspires this month's limerick competition. To enter, compose an original limerick that illuminates the nature of this report: 

"Optimization for Sandwich Damping Composite Structure: Used in Sprockets of Crawler Vehicles," Dagang Sun, Xin Zhang, Yong Song, and Bijuan Yan, Journal of Sandwich Structures and Materials, epub December 11, 2011. (Thanks to Sheila Stone for bringing this to our attention.) <http://bit.ly/uuTToc> The authors, at Xian University of Technology and Taiyuan University of Science and Technology, China, report:

"A parametric study of dynamic optimization is carried out for a vibration absorber which consists of sandwich composites with a tube configuration and be used in the sprocket of crawler vehicles.... the testing data show good agreement with the optimized theoretical results."


PRIZE: The winning poet will receive (if we manage to send it to the correct address) a free, possibly crawled upon, sandwiched and damped, hi-res PDF issue of the Annals of Improbable Research. Send your limerick to:

	Crawler Sandwich Damping LIMERICK COMPETITION
	c/o <marca at improbable.com>


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2012-01-07 Salt-On-Salt Poet

The judges have chosen a winner in the Salt-On-Salt Limerick Competition, which asked for a limerick to honor the study "Genetic and physiological basis of adaptive salt tolerance divergence between coastal and inland Mimulus guttatus," David B. Lowry, Megan C. Hall, David E. Salt and John H. Willis, New Phytologist, vol. 183, no. 3, August 2009, pp. 776–88. <http://bit.ly/uDvfAi>

This was an unusual competition. Competitors were required to write not just one, but a COUPLED-PAIR of original limericks.

Here's the winning limerick, by INVESTIGATOR TONY VILA:

Take a monkeyflow'r plant and its daughter —
One from inland and one from the water.
   If they're hit with salt spray,
  One will wither away,
Just like you'd think that it oughter.

Here's the offering from LIMERICK LAUREATE MARTIN EIGER:

Some are inland, and some, on the coast.
David Salt et al. wonder how most
   Monkey flowers adjust
   To the salt, as they must,
Because any that fail to are toast.


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2012-01-08 Mark the Calendar: This Year's Ig Nobel Ceremony

This year's Ig Nobel Prize ceremony will happen on
THURSDAY NIGHT, SEPTEMBER 20, 2012, at Sanders Theatre, Harvard University. (Tickets for the ceremony will go on sale in early August.)

The Ig Informal Lectures will happen on
Saturday afternoon, September 22, 2012, at MIT.

This will be a week earlier than we usually do it, because of some calendar quirks,


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2012-01-09 MORE IMPROBABLE: Eye on the spider, and vice versa

Recent improbable bits you may or may not have missed:

	twitter: @ImprobResearch, @IgNobel
	facebook: "Improbable Research"

BLOG <http://improbable.com/>
<> Keep your eye on the spider, and the spider off your eye
<> Troxel’s Cow pieology – The study of cow pie
<> Humming in Academia 
And many more...

NEWSPAPER <http://improbable.com/category/newspaper-column>
<> The ergonomics of wok-flipping
<> "And his hair turned white overnight" — Well,...
<> A Comprehensive Look at Dandruff in Pakistan’s Army
And more...

HAIR CLUBS: Video of ambidextrous, luxuriant-flowing-haired Professor Kumar, LFHCfS <http://bit.ly/w1Goiu>


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2012-01-10 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Crispy,Crunchy, Crackly

"Spectral Composition of Eating Sounds Generated by Crispy, Crunchy and Crackly Foods," C. Dacremont, Journal of Texture Studies, vol. 26, no. 1, February 1995, pp. 27–43, The author is at the Université de Bourgogne. <http://bit.ly/zmec2F>


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2012-01-11 Improbable Research Events

For details and additional events, see
<http://improbable.com/improbable-research-shows/complete-schedule>

ARISIA, Boston, MA, USA			— Jan 14, 2012

AAAS, Vancouver, Canada		— Feb 18, 2012

Ig Nobel UK Tour					— Mar 8-17, 2012

BITS, Pilani, India				— Mar 18, 2012
 
Ig Nobel Tour of Scandinavia		— Mar 22-28, 2012

The Netherlands					— Jun 2012

Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony			— Sep 20, 2012

Ig Informal Lectures				— Sep 22, 2012


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